I Am _ _ _ _ Locked
There Are So Many Beautiful Reasons to Be Happy.
*Le Sigh*
Crow asks for water.
When it’s all said and done, you will come out stronger! I needed this today!!
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

while we’re on the subject if you get stabbed PUT PRESSURE ON THE FUCKING KNIFE OR OBJECT OF SHARPNESS DON’T PULL IT OUT ARE YOU WANTING TO BLEED TO DEATH

(via angelsputthedevilinme)

It is a sword, not a baseball bat. Hold it as such.

(via gabrieldiedforoursins)

give me a letter and i’ll tell you my 5 favourite songs starting with that letter
This Man…
Benefits of stealing boys hoodies
He took a step forward, and, at the same time, looked back at his love. She was beautiful. Her hair glistened in the sunlight and her eyes shone like the ocean waters. He thought he heard her say something like “Look out,” but she seemed so far away and the sound was muffled, he couldn’t quite hear her.  He finished his step and his foot came in contact with nothing but air. As he started to fall, he suddenly woke up. Looking anxiously around him, his gaze settled on the woman nestled beside him, his love. She laid there sleeping peacefully, unaware of what he just dreamt.  He breathed a big sigh of relief and turned over, on his side, nesting her body into his. He kissed the top of her head and whispered “I love you.” She rolled over, so her face nuzzled his neck and whispered back, “I  love you too Sherlock.”
Edit…
"Imagine Smaug wantint to keep you in Erebor simply because he thinks you’re treasure & Imagine Smaug seeing you as a precious gem he can’t take his eyes off of."

imaginexhobbit:

 || imagine

You had been out collecting firewood when you first heard the screams. You rushed back to find everything burning, embers floated through the smoke that clouded the air. Villagers ran towards you to escape into the forest, nearly trampling you in their hurry. After dodging the collection of debris and bodies on the ground, you managed to get to the town square, hoping to find your home and family through the thick smoke. You turned a corner and came face to face with Smaug. You had never seen anything like him before; dragons had been on the bottom of your list of things to fear. You certainly knew dragons existed, but never having seen one definitely put them far away in your mind.

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  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me
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